Growing up I was taught to always be polite, and respectful. For the most part I am. as I got older, my sarcastic, loud, rude self began to appear more often. It would get me in trouble at school. Once I took it to far ( world History I think) and my teacher tossed me out of the class. I tried to appologize but he had enough. My foot had fallen asleep and I could tell the prickling would start soon, I didn’t want to get up. I knew that I wouldn’t be able to walk across the room without everyone noticing. Red faced I dragged my foot out the door. He barely managed to keep from laughing at me.
I admit I have a potty mouth. People who know me can tell you that I am anything but a soft delicate flower. I am loud and even though I try not to , I curse like a sailor. I couldn’t keep the language clean for my own wedding day. Completly stress out, I was poising for pictures when one of my earings broke and the pearl fell on my white dress. “F—K!” I shouted. My brother replyed “and that my friends is my sister! always a lady!”. Frankly, he was lucky that was all I said. He had called me twenty minutes earlier asking where the wedding was.. Seriously. Not like I hadn’t mentioned the whole time before the wedding where it was.Or like he was giving me away or anything..
I have tried to keep my bad language away from my kids. But it is so hard. So it was no suprise when the daycare handed me a note that my three year old called one of his classmates a B word. I assumed the shocked face of the innocent. The writer in me was pleased to hear that he used the word in it’s proper context. ” Cloe was being a real B—H”.
In a few days my little office will be combining with the rest of our department in the nice new swanky offices. We will be in an open plan space with low walls. No one ( even my VP) will have an office. Just a little cubicle. When the move was first mentioned, I was given the hairy eyeball. My Director ( who also has a bit of a potty mouth too) instructed me to not be so loud & not so vulgar. I must admit that I have been worse for it. Knowing I had limited time to be able to curse & vent about the office bulls$*t, I just couldn’t help it. I feel better for calling the employee a dumbass after I get off the phone. I am always amazed at the lack of common sense these people have and yet make so much money. I assume the only reason they make it to work and home is for GPS.
My Co worker & partner in crime (lets call her fishstick) was placed as far away from me as humanly possible and still be in the same office. She will be behind me, so I can’t even look at her to silently mock our fellow co workers…. How I will I ever survive this new torture? With all the grace and poise of a gentile Lady…. MOTHER-F—-